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For all of you that are having an off day playing badminton here are some excuses to get you though the match. Remember all good players blame something. |
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| Shuttle went through hole in the net | There was dripping from the roof |
| The lights were glaring | The courts here seem smaller |
| That was your ball, partner | They have home court advantage |
| Tournament shuttle was bad | The pairings were wrong |
| Linesman was cross-eyed | They had secret training |
| My string was too loose | I get conscious when I’m being video-taped |
| The ball was too fast | Oh…have we started the real game? |
| I wore new shoes | There is something wrong with my contact lenses |
| I was ‘off’ today. I think I’m sick | I was just being nice |
| I was not yet ready when he served | I thought they needed the confidence booster |
| I didn’t notice that he was left-handed | This is a real game?? |
| His service was illegal. Can he do that? | I wasn’t using my racket. | It was too hot at the club | Someone took my racket ! |
| It was too windy today | The net was too high. |
| There was a draft coming from somewhere | The net was too low. |
| I have a sprain | There was a net in the way. |
| I didn’t sleep well last night | The net moved and blocked my shots. |
| I didn’t warm up before playing | I play doubles, so I’m not used to singles. |
| They cheated in the scoring | I was trying a new form. |
| They kept directing the ball to my partner strong> | I have tennis elbow. |
| They said they were only class ‘B’ | I have badminton elbow. |
| My partner kept getting my shot | Aren’t we still rallying? |
| My partner and I didn’t gel | They rigged the game. |
| They used to be with the national team | The net moved on me. |
| My girlfriend quarreled with me last night | Someone threw something at me. |
| The ceiling was too low | I had to let my girlfriend win. |
| I’m on a diet | That’s my gift to you. |
| I have LBM | I forgot how to play. |
| It’s my monthly period | Is this court regulation size! |
| I forgot to wear supporter | Is that shuttlecock regulation size? |
| My partner kept blocking my way | You never said go! |
| My partner was obstructing my view | I learned from the best, I just forgot what I learned. |
| It was a bad day at the office | There is a hole in my racket |
| Opponent’s form was so unorthodox | Someone put lead in my shoes! |
| I haven’t played in two weeks | My partners not feeling to well. |
| My new shirt was itchy | My doctor said i am allergic to shuttle cocks. |
| The floor was slippery | I had joggers nipple. |
| My partner’s rotation was wrong | I can’t understand it…. I’m normally betterthan this |
| My partner’s defense was weak | I pretty tired we’re trying for a baby. |
| The ump was opponent’s relative | That draft kept blowing the shuttle. |
| The audience was too noisy | Whatever!! |