Badminton Excuses for Loosing

For all of you that are having an off day playing badminton here are some excuses to get you though the
match. Remember all good players blame something.

Shuttle went through hole in the net There was dripping from the roof
The lights were glaring The courts here seem smaller
That was your ball, partner They have home court advantage
Tournament shuttle was bad The pairings were wrong
Linesman was cross-eyed They had secret training
My string was too loose I get conscious when I’m being video-taped
The ball was too fast Oh…have we started the real game?
I wore new shoes There is something wrong with my contact lenses
I was ‘off’ today. I think I’m sick I was just being nice
I was not yet ready when he served I thought they needed the confidence booster
I didn’t notice that he was left-handed This is a real game??
His service was illegal. Can he do that? I wasn’t using my racket.
It was too hot at the club Someone took my racket !
It was too windy today The net was too high.
There was a draft coming from somewhere The net was too low.
I have a sprain There was a net in the way.
I didn’t sleep well last night The net moved and blocked my shots.
I didn’t warm up before playing I play doubles, so I’m not used to singles.
They cheated in the scoring I was trying a new form.
They kept directing the ball to my partner strong> I have tennis elbow.
They said they were only class ‘B’ I have badminton elbow.
My partner kept getting my shot Aren’t we still rallying?
My partner and I didn’t gel They rigged the game.
They used to be with the national team The net moved on me.
My girlfriend quarreled with me last night Someone threw something at me.
The ceiling was too low I had to let my girlfriend win.
I’m on a diet That’s my gift to you.
I have LBM I forgot how to play.
It’s my monthly period Is this court regulation size!
I forgot to wear supporter Is that shuttlecock regulation size?
My partner kept blocking my way You never said go!
My partner was obstructing my view I learned from the best, I just forgot what I learned.
It was a bad day at the office There is a hole in my racket
Opponent’s form was so unorthodox Someone put lead in my shoes!
I haven’t played in two weeks My partners not feeling to well.
My new shirt was itchy My doctor said i am allergic to shuttle cocks.
The floor was slippery I had joggers nipple.
My partner’s rotation was wrong I can’t understand it…. I’m normally betterthan this
My partner’s defense was weak I pretty tired we’re trying for a baby.
The ump was opponent’s relative That draft kept blowing the shuttle.
The audience was too noisy   Whatever!! 

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