{"id":38,"date":"2013-09-21T06:49:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T06:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bpaindia.in\/?page_id=38"},"modified":"2013-10-04T07:21:59","modified_gmt":"2013-10-04T07:21:59","slug":"badminton-excuses-for-loosing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/?page_id=38","title":{"rendered":"Badminton Excuses for Loosing"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nFor all of you that are having an off day playing badminton here are some excuses to get you though the
\nmatch. Remember all good players blame something.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shuttle went through hole in the net<\/strong><\/td>\nThere was dripping from the roof<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The lights were glaring<\/strong><\/td>\nThe courts here seem smaller<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
That was your ball, partner<\/strong><\/td>\nThey have home court advantage<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Tournament shuttle was bad<\/strong><\/td>\nThe pairings were wrong<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Linesman was cross-eyed<\/strong><\/td>\nThey had secret training<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My string was too loose<\/strong><\/td>\nI get conscious when I’m being video-taped<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The ball was too fast<\/strong><\/td>\nOh…have we started the real game?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I wore new shoes<\/strong><\/td>\nThere is something wrong with my contact lenses<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I was ‘off’ today. I think I’m sick<\/strong><\/td>\nI was just being nice<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I was not yet ready when he served<\/strong><\/td>\nI thought they needed the confidence booster<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I didn’t notice that he was left-handed<\/strong><\/td>\nThis is a real game??<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
His service was illegal. Can he do that?<\/strong><\/td>\nI wasn’t using my racket.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr\n\n\n
It was too hot at the club<\/strong><\/td>\nSomeone took my racket !<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It was too windy today<\/strong><\/td>\nThe net was too high.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
There was a draft coming from somewhere<\/strong><\/td>\nThe net was too low.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I have a sprain<\/strong><\/td>\nThere was a net in the way.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

I didn’t sleep well last night<\/strong><\/td>\nThe net moved and blocked my shots.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I didn’t warm up before playing<\/strong><\/td>\nI play doubles, so I’m not used to singles.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They cheated in the scoring<\/strong><\/td>\nI was trying a new form.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They kept directing the ball to my partner strong><\/td>\nI have tennis elbow.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/td>\n
They said they were only class ‘B’<\/strong><\/td>\nI have badminton elbow.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner kept getting my shot<\/strong><\/td>\nAren’t we still rallying?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner and I didn’t gel<\/strong><\/td>\nThey rigged the game.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They used to be with the national team<\/strong><\/td>\nThe net moved on me.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My girlfriend quarreled with me last night<\/strong><\/td>\nSomeone threw something at me.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The ceiling was too low<\/strong><\/td>\nI had to let my girlfriend win.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m on a diet<\/strong><\/td>\nThat’s my gift to you.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I have LBM<\/strong><\/td>\nI forgot how to play.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It’s my monthly period<\/strong><\/td>\nIs this court regulation size!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I forgot to wear supporter<\/strong><\/td>\nIs that shuttlecock regulation size?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner kept blocking my way<\/strong><\/td>\nYou never said go!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner was obstructing my view<\/strong><\/td>\nI learned from the best, I just forgot what I learned.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It was a bad day at the office<\/strong><\/td>\nThere is a hole in my racket<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Opponent’s form was so unorthodox<\/strong><\/td>\nSomeone put lead in my shoes!<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I haven’t played in two weeks<\/strong><\/td>\nMy partners not feeling to well.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My new shirt was itchy<\/strong><\/td>\nMy doctor said i am allergic to shuttle cocks.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The floor was slippery<\/strong><\/td>\nI had joggers nipple.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner’s rotation was wrong<\/strong><\/td>\nI can’t understand it…. I’m normally betterthan this<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
My partner’s defense was weak<\/strong><\/td>\nI pretty tired we’re trying for a baby.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The ump was opponent’s relative <\/strong> <\/td>\nThat draft kept blowing the shuttle.<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The audience was too noisy  <\/strong><\/td>\nWhatever!! <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For all of you that are having an off day playing badminton here are some excuses to get you though the match. Remember all good players blame something. Shuttle went through hole in the net There was dripping from the roof The lights were glaring The courts here seem smaller That was your ball, partner …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":496,"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38\/revisions\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbaindia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}